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Contained herein are the new, slightly more insightful texts, then follows the commercial column and on the back of the page, you may discover all of my old, bad essays of seriously compromised quality.
Mainly please take notice of the post-2006 one, since while the old ones are seriously hit-and-miss I'm at least partial to many of the newer ones. There's a bit of ignorance there, but hey. I'm dumb.
The Look, written 01.12.2009
Rönsyilevästi seksiä ja väkivaltaa (Finnish), a prototype, written 10.2009
Brief history report I - Useless
Brief history report II - Prelude to patricide
Brief history report III - Grief, anger, hate
Brief history report IV - Epilogue to patricide, written 2007-2009
Darwinian [E] tank, written 4.3.2007
Dysmatch, written 24.2.2007
NPC, written 20.2.2007
These are the Finnish texts I wrote for a couple of months for the gaming publication V2.fi, which you're more than welcome to check out:
Dinosaurus videoludokus, written 03.2010
Vääntäkää lisää niitä lapsia, written 01.2010
You missed a spot!, written 12.2009
Yaoi, oi Aino, written 11.2009
Riggs, Murtaugh ja kuumaveriset kulkukissat, written 10.2009
And the following texts comprise the old rant section. You can tell they're really old, because I really was depressed and struggling to come up with even a handful of sentences.
This leads to the fact that at least half of 'em are pure and utter crap, but I suppose there's no sense in deleting any as long as I tell you that they're just dismal. In any case, I would assume I'd just go delete the wrong ones, anyway.
But, browse and enjoy, embarrassing and positively ancient as they may be.
Ick. Some of the old rants have been "revisited" by me after the date of writing, usually to add
some self-deprecating commentation or to clarify something (like my inability to write).
Rants, WTF!? Get me the hell out of here